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OK, I'm bored and it's raining and there's nothing to do - though have had a fantastic summer holiday, just now feel a bit jaded with school/work about to start again and more rain no doubt. I can't even muster any enthusiasm to join in with all the recent posts about splleing miskates - but then proof-reading is maybe an acquired skill
Anyway, perhaps my recent idea of a joke for the day section might work. Here's one to start you off - it is music related so sort of relevant ....
A man walks into a doctors, Doctor you've got to help me I keep getting these songs in my head that wont go away
Doctor: What kind of songs?
Man: Well in the last two weeks there's been, Delilah, Sex Bomb, Kiss and You can keep your hat on
Doctor: Sounds to me like you have a bad case of Tom Jones syndrome
Man: Never heard of it is it common?
Doctor: Well .... It's not unusual!
Have looked out for some Rats jokes - but sadly can't find any. But if any one else knows any, do share!
Not exactly a joke as such, but I can remember some sit-com in the 70s where a girl was looking through a guy's record collection and asked if he had The Boomtown Rats, he replied No its just the way I walk...The studio audience were amused anyway.
Belated Olympic joke: A German and a Polish athlete were making small talk in the Olympic village. Polish guy: Are you a pole vaulter? German mates reply: No I'm a shot putter, but how did you know my name was Walter?
He he, thanks guys, I feel better already Oh yes and something did happen today - I filled the car up with petrol which reminds me:
I was at a petrol station and there was nothing coming out of the nozzle, so I walked in and said to the attendant, "Have you got your pumps on" and he said "no, I am wearing flip flops"
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Oh yes and something did happen today - I filled the car up with petrol which reminds me:
